AT and I have been at this for about a month and are so excited to have you along. Here are a few pointers for traveling with us:
1. We prioritize meal time. Want to see one more temple/mosque/UNESCO site but it's dinner time? Too bad. That thing has been there for thousands of years and will definitely still be there next time you visit. Menu, please.
2. Speaking of meal times, AT requires an iced tea at lunch and KT requires a diet coke. Coke Zero is a poor substitute but will do if that's all you're offering. Don't you dare put lemon or sugar in AT's iced tea, either.
3. Want to get up for the sunrise tour? Take lots of pictures and tell us all about it!!
4. "We can totally walk there" -Kelly
"Too d--n far and too d--n hot" -Terry
We look forward to you being our tiebreaker.
5. KT would like that crossword and sudoku from your newspaper, please. "Ooh, there's a Hitori??? I love it here!"
6. Learn how to look busy in a store. AT will take about 150% longer to examine everything than you were expecting.
7. We haven't turned on a television yet, but we know you like your international news programs. Not a problem unless you pass an episode of "Friends" dubbed in Arabic. That looks like a real winner.
8. There are some things hugs can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.
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